Fruity Rant (note this is not a serious entry)

I have a serious problem with restaurants and stores that sell gross mushy looking fruit. I feel like that should be a health code violation or something. Why the hell would you buy something that is honestly just bad? I mean, I'm obviously an exception because I was starving and it was convenient but im almost certain my stomach will be pissed off at me later... 

I hereby swear that if I see gross fruit like this at any type of vendor/store/etc, I will personally take the fruit and throw it in the faces of the people who put it there. 


I have no inspirational quotes for this entry except for this,

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." 

Thank you for your time.